An end-of-weekly roundup collecting fffffive of the fffffoxiest things I fffffind stumbling around the web. More about the genesis here. Every dang Friday Round-Up here, you procrastinating slacker!

On girl-on-girl hate, gender double standards and other really super-tired patriarchal horseshit we should have retired with the corset. [Google Reader-ed]

For anyone who's leery of Groupon, sick of relentless IN-YOUR-FACEBOOK marketing, or in need of a terrific underdog story, how one little pizza parlor made magic. [delicious-ed, via Dave Seah]

Bewitching little music-making squares. It's great fun, pretending you're Brian Eno! [Tumbled, via].

Finally, my favorite take on Weinergate from New Yorker writer Amy Davidson: it's about the foolhardy taking of risks, not morality. Here's hoping it's the last word. Or the almost-last one, anyway. [Facebook-ed, via kottke]

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