An end-of-weekly roundup collecting fffffive of the fffffoxiest things I fffffind stumbling around the web. More about the genesis here. Every dang Friday Round-Up here, you procrastinating slacker!

Jesse the Jack Russell Terrier is pushing Nylabones these days. Oh, that one could come in every package. [Google Reader-ed]

Part of getting down with the tremendous time of bounty we're living in is that we won't have time to see it all. [delicious-ed, via Madeline Mann]

Sadly, this list of what you should really, really think about before emailing someone has not changed in the three years since Seth Godin posted it the first time. Even more sadly, it will probably hold three years from now. [Stumbled].

This may not be the kindest way to deal with obnoxious moviegoers, but it's right up there with the funniest. Warning: totally curse-filled. By the obnoxious moviegoer. [Facebook-ed, via David Avallone]

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