Start with a week
or two
(or four
if you're really hungry).
Squeeze gently
until each day feels
a little shorter to the touch,
and looks
a little darker to the eye.
Add a pinch too much sugar
or salt
or rum
as desired.
Mix thoroughly
until your arm tires
and the concoction
forms stiff peaks.
Enjoy immediately.
(Note: This will look better
than it tastes.)
xxx
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