1. Start a new project.
2. Start another new project.
3. What the hell, start a third, while you're at it.
(IMPORTANT: Do not drop any previous projects.)
4. Ignore obligations and accompany friend to see great new show.
5. Become obsessed with getting known universe to see #4.
6. Spend hours on phone attempting to accomplish #5.
7. Watch nonstop television in anticipation of #1.
8. Bust out sewing machine in disgust over procrastination/vain attempt to multitask and justify #7.
9. Break sewing machine.
10. Post to blog about 1–9.
xxx c
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