1. Purchase newspaper.
2. Read pages 1 - 5.
3. Note that if (a) you have money required to purchase newspaper; (b) you have time to read newspaper; and (c) no one is shooting at you while you are purchasing or reading newspaper, your problems, relative to those of the persons on pages 1 to 5, are miniscule.
4. Cultivate appropriate level of humility/gratitude.
5. Repeat steps 1 - 4 until head is fully extracted from hindquarters.
xxx c
Posted as a community service (I'm wearing my orange jumpsuit even as I type this!) and for Darren Rowse's current Group Writing Challenge during a brief moment where I found my head outside of my arse.
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