"So...you still have that blog?""Uh-huh." "Yeah? How often do you post to it?" "I try to post twice a day. One post, one quotation. But today I didn't post." "How come?" "Uhhh.... Well, my boyfriend just got back from five days out of town." Beat. Beat. Beat. "We have some, um, catching up to do?" "Ah." Beat.

"So you'll send me that Crohn's information to pass on to my, "

"Yeah, yeah. Just shoot me an e-mail."

, part of an actual conversation the communicatrix had today at an audition with great actor and way-too nice guy, Clint Culp