Searches, we get searchesâ„¢: Jeopardy edition

searchesYeah, I posted almost nothing of substance this week. You wanna pick a fight or you wanna see the freakshow? I figured as much.

calories in a blooming onion outback (MSN)

What is 'If you have to ask, step away from the dessert bar'?

what does nsa mean? and craig's list (Yahoo)

What is "someone is in for an interesting date Saturday night"?

I hated Spanglish (Google)

What is 'the benchmark of discerning taste'?

Ryan Seacrest versus Simon (MSN)

What is 'the imminent sissy fight that keeps 21 million viewers glued to the set in the absence of genuine talent or competition'?

butt doctor (Google)

What is 'a surprisingly effective schoolyard taunt when combined with "Your daddy is a (--------)!!!"'?

colleen (google.fr)

Q'est-ce que c'est 'Magnifique!'?

the colorectal surgeon sing a long song, chords,tabs (Google)

What is 'Hollywood Bowl concerts that will not be repeated'?

DANIEL JOHNSTON WELLNESS (Yahoo)

What is 'a contradiction in terms'?

TWOFER BONUS LIGHTNING ROUND:

'image of duck smashing computer' (Google) duck smashing pc clip art (Google)

What is "Artwork that the ironically-challenged find hilarious"?

AND THE FINAL QUESTION IN TODAY'S TWISTED LITTLE GAME:

buy now pay later (Yahoo)

What is "What the American Public Did On November 4th, 2004"?

xxx c