Searches, we get searchesâ„¢: Smartass Edition

searchesLordy, lord. I'm up to my eyeballs in 20-cent design jobs right now, kids. Fortunately, I can dispense with this week's queries lickety-split:

similarities between Jaws, Vertigo, and Citizen Kane (Yahoo)

They were all shot on film. Colleen Wainwright blog (Google)

Yes, she do!

spanglish turd (Google)

It certainly was.

colleen erotic (Google)

Thanks, but I'm spoken for.

reprehensible hyperdictionary (Google)

Like you're so all-fire moral yourself.

a fucking film called snow white and seven dwarfs (Yahoo)

Now, now. Editorializing during a search only hurts our own results.

bridge on the river kwai, whistling (MSN)

No kidding. my husband is into kiddie porn (MSN)

THEN CALL THE #$*(&!$ COPS, YOU MORON!!!

Cristina Aguilara clothes line (MSN)

Why?

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